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‘What happened to your eyebrow?’ the customer asked. Julie looked at him, wondering whether she should make a badge with the answer. ‘I knocked my face on my sink when I bent over to pull my socks off. Yes, I was drunk. Yes, it hurts. No, I do not want you to kiss it better.’. Every time she answered the question, she gave a different answer. Her mother had asked her yesterday and ‘pulling my socks off’ had been ‘pull out a tampon’, it had also been ‘tickle my pet crocodile’, ‘tie my shoes’, ‘pick up magic beans’ and ‘switch off my vibrator’. ...